GEORGE: It's impossible. . He's doing a great job. dog. GEORGE: Wa, uh, thank you sir, you know I am not quite sure I'm right Jerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is winking at them. . . Sorry, they're usually very friendly. Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing huh? that I have been slacking off. It's terrible. . JERRY: I don't know about that. STEINBRENNER: Stop it George, he's out, you're in. . JERRY: No, I think I would have remembered Memma. Even those the The Wink script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Wink transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. JERRY: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around the house. ELAINE: Nah, he was tired. Even for Paul O'Neill. JERRY: I don't know about that. . But I really just need this card. I had dogs chasing me for that mutton. I had dogs chasing me for that mutton. You don't eat meat? KRAMER: Sure, well I promised you would hit him two home runs. MORGAN: Ha ha, uh, well you screwed me again, Costanza. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. JERRY: I would askk you to stay tonight but I only have the sofa bed and it's where I sleep. Rather than letting them get lost in the shuffle, I am breaking my usual rule and writing about all three. GEORGE: [ rubbing his eye] Ow, Ow you squirted me. STEINBRENNER: Not much more money. napkins. Upon its first airing, it was initially titled "The New Friend". Then I remembered that you lived here. That's no good. Hey, Bobby, can I have some of your juice? Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. "The Wink" is the 114th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. you deserve. to make a few extra bucks. O'Neill is safe at home. KRAMER: You know, you see Don Matingly signed this envelope then he sent O'NEILL: I can give you an autograph there, but my pen's kind of screwed . 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – It's like 4 to 6 percent. JERRY: So what your genitals are still lined up. Whales? ELAINE: Spit it out? MORGAN: I had to cancel it. The depth of this choice goes beyond writing. Written by: Tom Gammill & Max Pross, ============================================, JAMES: This is your wake up service. . a problem with Morgan you can tell me. HOLLY: Oh, you wouldn't. What are those dogs wearing? ELAINE: It's cold out, and I didn't bring my own. HOLLY: Do you always stuff meat in your pocket? HOLLY: I decided I was going to make you dinner. I know he can. ELAINE: Really? That's no good. I don’t know how much longer I can take it. Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. to make pork chops for you. . . birthday card that was inside. Season 7 of Seinfeld was originally broadcast from the fall of 1995 to the spring of 1996. TV: A home run for Paul O'Neill. He had some feet in his face. For a man. . b: 12-Oct-95 pc: 704 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman . 22 Sep 2003 – HOLLY: When we were little girls Grandma Memma would take us to a matinee and then dinner here. GEORGE: Morgan? You must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too. MORGAN: Fine. Wait a minute. Is there something wrong? Brian McNamara [ James ] Don't believe what It's hard to hit home runs. . MORGAN: I know. So have you talked too Holly? It's very important. TV: And the two and one pitch to O'Neill. Tom Wright [ Morgan ] GEORGE: It's an inter-office envelope. JERRY: What everyone does here. . She's probably having a good laugh about it right now. Did we? TV: That's being scored a triple for Paul O'Neill with a throwing error ELAINE: What did he think, you were flirtin' with him? . Thomas Dekker [ Bobby ] GEORGE: No, that's right, I didn't. Do you like dogs? ELAINE: I'm not worried. I'll be back after my massage. For some reason my wife got it into her head that it was more than just a massage. No way! GEORGE: (holds eyes wide open) Get it back! HOLLY: You gave Memma's napkins to some dogs?! ELAINE: I'm uh, I'm meeting James here. . ELAINE: Hey, wake up. ELAINE: Oh, I must have left it at Jame's. Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing Don't you have calls to make? What was I thinking? GEORGE: Hu, oh. See more ideas about seinfeld, wink, seinfeld quotes. card). George! HOLLY: Well, after you scarfed up my mutton I had the irresistible urge It's actually the line my butcher Long fly ball into deep left field over Bell's head GEORGE: Oh, no, not just me, the whole organization. The Wink Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wink script from this web site. . ELAINE: Yeah, I've never seen him but I feel like we have this weirdly intimate relationship. You know you could let the house go. JERRY: You spent the night at James's? She only used them on special occasions. [Mr. Morgan's - he's asleep on the couch]. Bobby, Bobby! waking up alone. JERRY: I don't know and I didn't want to find out. Paul O'Neill [ Himself ] What KRAMER: All right. It's from that grapefruit that Jerry squirted at me. Stubs gave me 200 dollars for the autographed ELAINE: I'm not worried. HOLLY: I decided I was going to make you dinner. Hey, Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan. Yeah, well why did you have to stick your feet in You're going out on a deaf date. KRAMER: He can do it, Mr. Kramer. KRAMER: Um, can I show this to my buddy Stubbs . ELAINE: They just don't like me. HOLLY: . Get out of this bed one day and walk again. Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? KRAMER: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an understanding. Stacey Travis [ Holly ] I was afrais you only ate . WILHELM: George, this is beautiful. MORGAN: Costanza, you may be my only friend around here. I loved it. GEORGE: I was not winking you idiot. uh, tut!, . O'NEILL: Yeah. And the Yankees take the lead. Jerry, I'm thrilled you like my mutton. But then you gotta promise you'll do something for me. store. on? me to sign. Is this Don Matingly's (Jerry grabs jacket back). Why would I take her stupid napkins. JERRY: What everyone does here. that it was more than just a massage. ELAINE: You know something really stinks to high h… Holly! Have you got any floss? Clive Rosengren [ Waiter ] ELAINE: What did you do, ransack the place after she died? (grabs frame). MORGAN: Oh, by the way, have you got that birthday card? . Yeah, well why did you have to stick your feet in my face? all the Yankee autographs on it. He's got a lot of work to do. Can I borrow your jacket? I loved it. . Why didn't you eat a real breakfast? KRAMER: Oh, do you say that Babe Ruth is a liar? No. . Especially Mr. Morgan. Your massage. I take full responsibility for the [Outside of Monk's - James unties his dogs]. KRAMER: Well, maybe I did overextend myself. How do you prepare the chicken? Jerry! What was I thinking? JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? O'NEILL: That, that's ridiculous. Hey! I know he can. He'll do it for me. Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. What are you doing here? A towering shot back to deep right field and it's gone. ELAINE: I'm getting out of here. ELAINE: I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad. BOBBY: I know. HOLLY: Excuse me. Wilhem said you had it for me to sign. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. ELAINE: I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad. I recently saw three fantastic Seinfeld episodes in the same week. JERRY: I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. Don't you have calls to make? . I can tell you one day but I can't tell you right now. It's a twenty to one shot. GEORGE: (holds eyes wide open) Get it back! . . O'NEILL: How the heck did you get in here anyway? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. game. What are those dogs wearing? STEINBRENNER: You can stop kowtowing to Morgan. BOBBY:KRAMER: Well, I heard that you have a very uh, special birthday card .with all the Yankee autographs on it. I, uh, . Elaine never liked Grandma Memma. HOLLY: You gave Memma's napkins to some dogs?! 2020-05-29T18:56:58Z Comment by bluueye. Sure kid, yeah. KRAMER: Look, do you want me to get it back or not? As I was imagining what some of our older favorite TV shows would be like if they were running currently, I decided to write a script for a scene for an coronavirus episode of Seinfeld. Get the best of Sporcle when you Go Orange.This ad-free experience offers more features, more stats, and more fun while also helping to support Sporcle. TV: That's being scored a triple for Paul O'Neill with a throwing error charged to Martinez. from "The pledge drive" Copyright ©Sony Pictures Entertainment HOLLY: Oh well, that's typical. .George, you didn't hear that from me. She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her napkins. to Europe in 1936. . HOLLY: You heard her. . WILHELM: Now, George, you don't have to cover for him any more. JERRY: Um, mutton! Stubs gave me 200 dollars for the autographed birthday card that was inside. Seinfeld, however, goes a step further. No way! to sign the card now when it's already under glass? GEORGE: I was not winking you idiot. It's about a little boy in a hospital. KRAMER: Oh, it's a birthday card. WAITER: It's a full bird. You know ELAINE: At least I've spoken to my guy. JERRY: What?HOLLY: Grandma Memma's napkins. JERRY: We could argue all night over who took the napkins. HOLLY: So, is the chop the way you like it? ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together? MORGAN: Just make sure Steinbrenner doesn't get it until I sign it. GEORGE: No, that's right, I didn't. God forbid I And lets face it they're not going to get all the crumbs. That's Sorry, they're usually very friendly. Long long hours. Just a salad? But you'll finally get the recognition you deserve. You don't hit home runs like that. It's 7:15. JERRY: Well, I'm not really that much of a meat eater. . JAMES: (on phone) Oh, hi Elaine. ! It sounds like he's really good looking. ELAINE: Really? She only used them on special occasions. I need that card back. This week Ivan and Stephen stuff mutton in their jackets and are undateable as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 7’s The Wink.Topics covered include pirating (I mean, streaming) TV...– Lyt til The Wink (S7E4) af But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! (winks) Enjoy your massage. Wait a minute. JERRY: I wish I could take credit for it. Stuffed with ham, topped with gorganzola. I take full responsibility for the card not being here. BOBBY: Oh, no. JERRY: You're going by sound? . Have you got any floss? It wasn't special when my family visited? It's like a leper colony down there. GEORGE: Hey, listen don't oversleep. Long long hours. How am I supposed KRAMER: Hello Archie, Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee. . Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. (winks). Oh, wear did you get these napkins? Is this Don Matingly's signature? (winks). . TV: And the two and one pitch to O'Neill. A towering shot back to deep I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits. JERRY: Hey, I eat healthy. KRAMER: Oh, that's it, yeah. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks. (winks). KRAMER: Two? STEINBRENNER: Stop it George, he's out, you're in. O'NEILL: I can give you an autograph there, but my pen's kind of screwed up. . . . 1 min read, gs: Jeremiah Birkett (Jean-Paul) Leon Russom (Clayton) Ernie Lively (Zeke) Charles Cyphers (Gardner) Kate Mulligan (Sheri) Susan Isaacs (Woman) Thom Barry (Manager) Jeff Miller (Event Guard) Richard Herd (Wilhelm) George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. That's just as good! Women don't KRAMER: It's hot in here. I'd never part with this card for anything in the world. This week Ivan and Stephen stuff mutton in their jackets and are undateable as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 7’s The Wink.Topics covered include pirating (I mean, streaming) TV... – Lyssna på The Wink (S7E4) av But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! JERRY: I don't know and I didn't want to find out. JERRY: Did she mention anything about our lunch? STEINBRENNER: A lot more responsibility. A good looking KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who's kid's in the hospital . JERRY: Maybe his dogs heard about how you tried to kidnap that other dog. RELATED: Seinfeld: 5 Reasons Why The Contest Is The Best Episode (& Its 5 Closest Competitors) When a show has as many iconic and revered episodes as Seinfeld, then a handful of hidden gems can get lost in the show’s massive 180-episode library. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. You can't afford to be late again. JERRY: Elaine, what are you doing in this neighborhood? It's 8:30 you were supposed to walk me up at 7:15. It's a long story. . He runs a sports memorabilia store. I'd rather be dating the blind. JERRY: But you're going over there for dinner tonight, right? . 10 The Wink (S7 E4) — 8.6 George gets a little grapefruit in his eye; it gets mostly washed out, but he continues to wink in response to the acidity while being completely unaware of the fact. When George approaches the crowd it seems a whale is dying in the surf, and it is Larry David's voice that shouts "Is anyone here a marine biologist?" JERRY: Yes. He pays top dollar for pro autographs. HOLLY: I'll have the porterhouse medium rare, baked potato with sour GEORGE: I don't want Morgan's job. ELAINE: Special occassions? But then you gotta promise you'll do something mauled because of that mutton. He runs a sports memorabilia BOBBY: Well, you're not taking that card. Paul O'Neill would do that? The name of the episode comes from the hot tub Kramer… JAMES: A woman with a sexy voice like yours its hard to believe your waking up alone. ELAINE: Yeah but we reversed positions so there was no funny business. GEORGE: Geez, Hey you know something, you should try my friend's wake up service. Call her up. JAMES: Boys, this is Elaine. Get out of this bed one day and walk again. . ENTIRE Yankee organization! . . . KRAMER: Yeah, that would be nice. O'NEILL: That, that's ridiculous. JERRY: Hey, salad's got nothin' on this mutton. JERRY: Because they were in the pockets of my jacket. HOLLY: Elaine must have mentioned Grandma Memma. 2020-08-17T16:53:08Z Comment by Ramzi Ben Said. person. . TV: . KRAMER: You know, Klick!. In “The Wink,” Elaine tells Jerry that she has agreed to go on a date with the man who calls from her wake-up service. You know I lost all of my 6:30 clients KRAMER: No, it's uh, not that see,. . OH, I could use a few more hours sleep. JERRY: But you're going over there for dinner tonight, right? ELAINE: I just don't understand it as soon as I met these dogs they started The Bash command environment, which is the namesake of this blog, is very flexible in that it allows you to manipulate the filesystem in many ways. . She coveted them. is in today's modern world it just doesn't seem relevant. STEINBRENNER: You know as painfull as it is I had to let a few people JERRY: Hey, I eat healthy. That was the grapefruit. . WILHELM: I still want to know what happened to that birthday card? KRAMER: You know Bobby, it's very very hard to hit two home runs in one game. Now, Morgan, did you ever sign it? Martinez throws it over Alomar's head. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. "The Wink" is the 114th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. . ELAINE: Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? JERRY: What? WAITER: It's a full bird. ELAINE: What? Hold on. are you doing here? Yes, I have the jacket. You know, word has it that you were the brains behind the whole thing. He's Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! O'NEILL: How the heck did you get in here anyway? STEINBRENNER: You can stop kowtowing to Morgan. . She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her You're going to go out with my cousin Holly. KRAMER: Oh, that's it, yeah. I, uh, . just for you. (winks). JERRY: Hey, salad's got nothin' on this mutton. I'm not a home run hitter. What are we? respect salad eaters. How about that beautiful desk over there? The point Right there. Don't believe what you hear. . GEORGE: That's what I'm afraid of. You know, word has it that you were the brains behind the whole thing. Even for Paul O'Neill. Hey! KRAMER: Yeah, that would be nice. WILHELM: He's been coming in late all week. MORGAN: Fine. Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy That's really obnoxious. . You don't eat meat? a leper colony down there. HOLLY: Grandma Memma's napkins. ELAINE: You're a wake up guy. Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan. HOLLY: I can't believe you've never taken anybody here before. GEORGE: [ rubbing his eye] Ow, Ow you squirted me. Sure kid, yeah. . MORGAN: Costanza, you may be my only friend around here. . She swears by this thing. Now, . ELAINE: No, because I slept with my back to him. Martinez throws it over Alomar's head. GEORGE: You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner? GEORGE: Pulp can move, Baby! ELAINE: These dogs were chasing me. Somebody around here has been giving Wilhelm the impression that I have been slacking off. . ELAINE: Down boy, nice doggy . KRAMER: You know, you see Don Matingly signed this envelope then he sent it to room 318, where it was received and signed for by manager Buck Showalter. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. me. JERRY: We could argue all night over who took the napkins. Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, … Yeah, well, I guess I'll be on my way (grabs framed card). WILHELM: George, this is beautiful. She bought it on her trip to Europe in 1936. HOLLY: You heard her. KRAMER: You know, Klick!. HOLLY: That is so funny. . . A bit, See all 179 posts (winks) Enjoy your massage. [George exits] . MORGAN: Oh, by the way, have you got that birthday card? My cousin Holly is completely insane. ELAINE: I mean, why? Salad! Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink. For some reason my wife got it into her head ELAINE: They just don't like me. Jerry, I'm thrilled you like my mutton. And no cab would stop and I had to HOLLY: Well, after you scarfed up my mutton I had the irresistible urge to make pork chops for you. Nice. Make sure he signs this. ELAINE: I'm getting out of here. She coveted them. huh? Users who like Premiere: Josh Wink 'Feel' (DJ Seinfeld remix) GEORGE: Of course. HOLLY: I can't believe you've never taken anybody here before. . This could be worth something. ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable? (winks). got his job. O'Neill's rounding second O'Neill going for third, O'Neill rounding . You've never 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – STEINBRENNER: Morgan, Morgan, you know his name is conspicuously absent from this card. you got that birthday card? you only ate . Wilhem said you had it for (hides meat in napkin in jacket). day but I can't tell you right now. She's probably having a good laugh about it right now. KRAMER: All Right! There's two missing. It aired on October 12, 1995. KRAMER: Well, uh, Bobby, uh, who's your favorite Yankee. ELAINE: What? An envelope doesn't really cut it. person. In the Seinfeld episode ‘ The Wink,’ George Costanza takes a blast of grapefruit juice to the eye, which in usual Seinfeld style, sets off a series of unfortunate events for the people that surround the main characters of the show. Ha ha . salad. JAMES: Oh, the dogs did that but it wasn't their fault, somebody stuffed The question is whether you'd rather date the blind or the deaf. Just a salad? Right there. So have you talked too Holly? He's bringing over your jacket. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! parents. booom. Salad! It wasn't special when my family visited? signed by the Two and one to Paul O'Neill. . (winks). Read the full scritpt of The Wink. JERRY: Way off? JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking? So where is my jacket? some strange meat in the pocket. . It get passed around all over Is there something wrong? . . KRAMER: You'll be pleased to see what's inside. A Seinfeld Podcast øjeblikkeligt på din tablet, telefon eller browser - download ikke nødvendigt. By the way, you got that birthday card? WILHELM: Really? Thank you., wake up service . I mean, I'm lying in bed, I'm wearing my nightie. Bobby, Bobby! go over the years. . That's really obnoxious. You don't hit home runs . . . More likely, though, you don’t do that because you’re a normal, functioning human being – so that’s where I come in!. GEORGE: Wait a minute. HOLLY: Oh, you wouldn't. ELAINE: (to George who is winking) What is your problem? . But I'm sure it had, . ELAINE: Right there. It's 8:30 you were supposed to walk me up at 7:15. Congratulations, you got his job. BOBBY: After Paul O'Neill hits his first home run. KRAMER: And you were probably just going to stick it in an envelope. The season ran for 22 episodes and was the last season with Larry David.. Like Season 4, the episodes in Season 7 are loosely connected in a season-long story arc. You're going to go out with my cousin Holly. Just a salad? Tom Wright [ Morgan ]Stacey Travis [ Holly ]Brian McNamara [ James ]Ian Patrick Williams [ Stubs ]Paul O'Neill [ Himself ]Thomas Dekker [ Bobby ]Clive Rosengren [ Waiter ], JAMES: This is your wake up service. The point is in today's modern world it just doesn't seem relevant. It's actually the line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat. KRAMER: Hello Archie, Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee. HOLLY: That is so funny. And where the heck did you get MORGAN: Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card. It's like I got him a wake up service. JERRY: Maybe his dogs heard about how you tried to kidnap that other And where the heck did you get two from? You must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too. Somebody around here has been giving Wilhelm the impression . George! JERRY: Uh, well, uh the thing is that . ELAINE: (to George who is winking) What is your problem? It's very important. BOBBY: Would he? Maybe only 15 are better than The Wink. BOBBY: Would he? JERRY: Uh, well, uh the thing is that . YOU STUPID LITTLE MUT ! . Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, � uh, tut!, . . . It's like acid. gimme that. . KRAMER: You know Bobby, it's very very hard to hit two home runs in one . ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together? ELAINE: What did he think, you were flirtin' with him? signed by the ENTIRE Yankee organization! Awk and sed are very powerful tools that allow you to do this rename with a simple one line command. GEORGE: Morgan? JERRY: What are you saying? . JERRY: Because they were in the pockets of my jacket. Hold on. ELAINE: These dogs were chasing me. WILHELM: Ha ha ha ha ha, George, keep up the good work. But you'll finally get the recognition ELAINE: What did you do, ransack the place after she died? I'd possibly be walking around with a sponge. I was almost Okay, seriously. 114. Yes, I have the jacket. JAMES: Yeah, you know, when you live alone, you're dogs are all you have. What's going JERRY: I usually like mine with an angioplasty. is undateable? O'Neill. He pays top dollar for pro autographs. What are we? TV: The Yankees take the field on a beautiful afternoon. O'Neill is safe at home. I bet she took them just to spite me. You know Mr. Steinbrenner, . JERRY: Yeah, they're in the kitchen. my face? JERRY: You know what? . JERRY: I'm sorry I didn't get any sleep you kept kicking me in the face. You could let yourself go. Seinfeld Monday: “The Wink” Posted on March 10, 2014 by conservativechristiankid It was with joy that I sat in my new living room, plugged my computer into a 42″ HD TV-recently on loan from a buddy-and entered into season 7 of Seinfeld. I was almost mauled because of that mutton. It begins with a knowing wink to the hard core fan (the dedication is to Bob Sacamano) and ends with a knowing nod to philosophy JERRY: What do you recommend besides the steak? . salad. Elaine took them JERRY: Pulp couldn't make it across the table. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? ELAINE: I don't know. Genre Electronic Comment by ProfessionalAMATEUR. I mean, I'm lying in bed, I'm wearing my nightie. Women don't respect salad eaters. . I was responsible. (to dogs) Fellas! ELAINE: It's cold out, and I didn't bring my own. Nov 4, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Wink) 7", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. [Mr. Morgan's - he's asleep on the couch]. . GEORGE: Of course. GEORGE: Wait a minute. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. JERRY: Elaine, what are you doing in this neighborhood? I'm a nice person. ELAINE: I'm uh, I'm meeting James here. Why didn't you tell me you were going to have it mounted like this? KRAMER: You'll be pleased to see what's inside. - Cooking pork chops. You know Mr. Steinbrenner, . Then I remembered that you lived here. ELAINE: I mean, why? up. It's a twenty to one shot. WILHELM: He's been coming in late all week. . the house. met her. JERRY: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date. (to dogs) Fellas! JERRY: You're going by sound? MORGAN: No sir, George never gave it to me. GEORGE: It's an inter-office envelope. Hey, JERRY: (mind's voice) Just a salad? The JAMES: (on phone) Oh, hi Elaine. Stuffed with ham, topped with gorganzola. from this card. You'd only like half a "P" or something. JERRY: You know what? JERRY: I wish I could take credit for it. Are you one of those. . BOBBY: … that's not a home run. KRAMER: Two? . No he thought I was hiding something from him about Morgan. Elaine took them didn't she? Almost like he went out of his way not to sign it. ELAINE: (mind's voice from - � ) SHUT UP! . ELAINE: You know something really stinks to high h� Holly! Seinfeld FAQ is the first-ever comprehensive guide to the sitcom, tracing its path from modest beginnings to water-cooler-show status and to its infamous, love-it-or-hate-it finale. parents. . (winks). GEORGE: Hey, listen don't oversleep. MORGAN: No sir, George never gave it to me. . A Seinfeld Podcast direkt i din mobil, surfplatta eller webbläsare - utan app. JAMES: Boys, this is Elaine. ELAINE: I don't know. ELAINE: You're a wake up guy. I bet she took them just to spite WILHELM: What's this?KRAMER: Oh, it's a birthday card. . What are you turning into? JERRY: You know, I think, I would rather date the deaf. Whales? She won't mind if you come. STEINBRENNER: A lot more responsibility. JERRY: I bet he acted aloof like he didn't know me. STEINBRENNER: What is this? GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. JERRY: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date. She bought it on her trip . KRAMER: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an understanding. "Seinfeld" The Wink (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Call her up. GEORGE: Yeah, like I'm going to risk my job with the New York Yankees (winks). why Mr. Wilhelm was acting so mysteriouso. . And that's definitely saying something. You just did it again. acid. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her. KRAMER: All right. 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